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‘The Cramps: A Period Piece’ The Bloody Horrors of Puberty with Sassy Humor

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Set in a psychedelic time warp period, a flourishing young Agnes Applewhite (Lauren Kitchen) gets a job as a shampoo girl at a lively beauty salon, which goes against the wishes of her sanctimonious mother (Brooklyn Woods) and uptight sister (Harlie Madison). As she begins the journey to find her true self, she suffers from debilitating menstrual cramps, which throws her into a state of hyperreality and gets caught within a nightmare affecting those around her.

Written and directed by Brooke H. Cellars, The Cramps made its debut at this year’s Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas. This unique comedy, horror film raises awareness about young women going through puberty and suffering from endometriosis. The pain of having this condition is no joke; however, Cellars successfully achieved to turn her life’s experience into a vivacious movie filled with sassy characters and awkward situations that women can relate to.

The entire cast were entertaining – their punny names were well suited and were exceptional in representing those realistic experiences women have to deal with during the curse. Special standouts were the queens, Martini Bear as Laverne Lancaster and P*ssy D’Lish as Clydia Blackbush. These two have the best movie quotes that will become the new catchphrases.

When it comes to visuals, there was good implementation of the rich vibrant colors throughout the film that accentuated the characters’ spirited personalities and the ideal use of dark tones for the apathetic family. The red blooded creature that comes out to terrify on a monthly occurrence is one of Cellars’ creativity potentials. The retro style of her cinematography gives this film a classic feel that could be on Elvira’s to watch list. THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece is one that all horror genre fans would enjoy.

Watch the interview below to learn more about Brooke H. Cellars and her motivation behind THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece.

Sabrina "Kiddo" is the newest member of Countdown City Geeks and is a contributor of movie and television show reviews. Her passion for film derived from her college days where her rhetoric-writing professor focused on the aspects of screenwriting and music lyrics. She also has a knack for memorizing and repeating movie quotes, catchphrases.

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WUTHERING HEIGHTS – Wonderful Tale, Great Fashion, No Passion

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In this modernized film adaptation of Emily Brontë’s classic Gothic novel Wuthering Heights (1847), directed and screenplay written by Emerald Fennell, starring Margot Robbie (Cathy) and Jacob Elordi (Heathcliff), Fennell uses the novel’s narrative of sexual tension and social status conflict as a conduit for displaying elegant fashion designs and great use of color schematics.


Just like in Saltburn, Emerald Fennell elicits strong reactions from provocative topics and scenes in Wuthering Heights. Her interpretation from novel to script was adequate, staying centered to the original dramatic traits of jealousy, retribution, abuse, love and obsession. The extra layer of dark humor aligned effortlessly to prompt critical thinking about the issues presented.


There were generally decent performances by Elordi and Robbie, although they were physically present during the steamy encounters, they seemed emotionally detached – going through the motions with no chemistry between them, appearing to be strained. I lost interest in the characters and found it difficult to sustain my attention. The same cannot be said for promising actors Owen Cooper as the young Heathcliff and Charlotte Mellington as young Cathy. These newcomers adapted to their roles seamlessly and were authentic creating a strong opening sequence.


Despite the lack of visual passion between Elordi and Robbie, the supporting cast did not hesitate to spice things up. Ewan Mitchell as Joseph and Amy Morgan as Zillah lit up the screen with desire. Alison Oliver, no stranger to Fennell’s work, was pleasing in her role as the kinky submissive Isabella, while veteran actor Martin Clunes drew in the anger and disgust as Mr. Earnshaw – quite opposite from the novel.


The film relied heavily on the cinematography with the cold gloomy backdrop, a lavish castle and stunning glamorous wardrobe. I was mainly disappointed with the compartmentalized performances. Emerald Fennell had the opportunity to create a masterpiece film with a timeless novel, but it felt underdeveloped and fell slightly below expectations.

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Morbid Curiosity Draws a Crowd in “The Haunted Forest”

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Zach (Grayson Gwaze), fascinated with the paranormal and zombies, takes up a temporary job as a scare actor at his cousin Mark’s (Cedric Gegel) local attraction. The crew at the fairgrounds are welcoming and make Zach feel as part of their group, however, after a deadly accident he begins to question his interest in the horror genre.


The Haunted Forest is written and directed by Keith Boynton, who also partakes in the role of Jacko. Boynton created a narrative of a teenager that is lost in his imagination of creating horror stories as a coping mechanism for anxiety. The content of trust, manipulation and morbid curiosity were well structured to allow the story to expand to the scareground where the character experiences fright firsthand, which opens perspective opportunities and development of outcomes.


The cast had a decent collaboration bringing out the best in each other. Kaitlyn Lunardi had a standout performance generating the chilling, witchiness of the cult-like leader Sarah. Lunardi nailed that spooky chanting.


Although the film seems to have a resemblance of a soap opera drama special, there was effort placed on interesting scenes that keep the engagement leading to the mystery reveals. I enjoyed the tribute to the classic kings of horror, Jason Voorhees and Leatherface. The location of the scaregrounds is the perfect spot for a haunting venue that I would be interested in visiting. This is the type of film that is best watched with a group of friends for a night, fright-flick.

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TEACHER’S PET – A Great Psychological Thriller with Insane Twists

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Teacher’s Pet is written and directed by award-winning narrative film director Noam Kroll. This great psychological thriller has insane twists set in a prestigious high school where academic development turns into fatal obsession. Kroll creates the mood right out of the gates with chilling tunes of progressive rock and the eerie, cringe looking Mr. Heller (Luke Barnett).

I commend director, writer Kroll for cleverly naming the malicious character Mr. Heller – the new teacher that lucratively influences the students with classical literature about mortality from the legends of Walt Whitman and Emily Dickinson. Kroll seamlessly wove in the typical teenage high school attitudes – bullying, turmoil of peer pressure, and despair, which they all open the perfect angle for a predator to take advantage of.

This film captures the drive of a sociopath obsessed with a traumatized student, Clara (Michelle Toria). It exploits the vulnerabilities that develop into mental anguish, manipulating truth and trust as a powerful tool. The suspenseful elements never tip into melodrama and humor is completely left out of the narrative to give the full shocking effect all the way up to the climatic final scene.

Luke Barnett definitely brought out the chilling and threatening persona, putting the “hell” in Heller. Standing in by Barnett is emerging talent Michell Torian, her presence is captivating adding emotional depth to her role. The supporting cast includes distinctive appearances by Sara Tomko (best known for her starring role in Resident Alien), no stranger to thrillers Clayton Royal Johnson (Stranger Things), Drew Powell (Gotham, The Pitt), Kevin Makely (Young Rock, Badlands) and scream queen Barbara Crampton (You’re Next, The Last Stop in Yuma County). The cohesive ensemble from a variety of acting backgrounds carried the premise, building up the tension in every scene with distinctive tragedies.

I highly recommend for indie horror fans to watch Teacher’s Pet, available on digital and VOD February 6, 2026.

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